If you can’t beat ’em join ’em. Its the reason why Chris Christie stood behind Donald Trump looking like he just shit his pants. Its the reason why this Houston Baptist player smiled while carrying his opponent’s nuts on his neck for a good long while after being athletically disrespected in front of his classmates and now the entire world wide web.
Usually, you see the defeated opponent sprint to the other side of the court after being dunked on to give the impression that he is capable of answering on the other end. We know this to be bullshit.
The manliest thing to do is to face the music. Smile like you’ve been demoralized before. Give a piggy back like your opponent is a festival chick and you’re trying to get laid in a porter potty afterwards. When its easiest to run away from your problems, this crusader embraced his and let scrotum hairs tickle the back of his neck like it was all part of the master plan. There’s honor in that.
[h/t Deadspin]