Ezekiel Elliot is a little parched.
Ohio State football is the number 1 ranked team in the nation. Ezekiel Elliot has been a major player in that, scoring 4 touchdowns and eclipsing the 100 yard rushing mark in each of OSU’s wins this season.
With the football program as the trophy of the university which schools an undergrad student enrollment of over 44,000 (around 22,000 college-aged chicks), it should be infuriatingly easy for the football players to pull tail. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, but the players don’t even have to exert the effort to shoot the fish, the dead fish comes knocking at their door late night. Sometimes even schools of fish. Fish waiting to be boned.
With thousands and thousands of hot college chicks at a star athlete’s beckoning call, I’m having trouble seeing the motive in Ezekiel Elliot’s recent tweets to Tay.
@taylorswift13 I see your in town tonight want to grab something to eat after their concert ? 😊
— EzekielElliott�5⃣ (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
“”And the follow-up:
@taylorswift13 Hyde Park tonight ? — EzekielElliott�5⃣ (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
Now, don’t get me wrong, Tay Tay is pretty in that pop star way and her superstar status surely adds some appeal, but she simply can’t hold a flame to the smoke right in Ezekiel’s backyard.””
https://www.instagram.com/p/v_pGOSIETm/
To each his own, bro.
[h/t Complex]