Bush not only visited the Houston Texans' cheerleaders yesterday to thank them for their visit during his stint in the hospital, the former president wore amazing American flag socks AND personally handed roses out to each one of the new members of the squad. His behavior was so legendarily bro-esque that you probably didn't even process that an entire NFL cheerleading team visited the 88-year-old in the hospital. Who the hell orchestrated that? Jeb? It had to be Jeb.
[H/T: The Big Lead]