The Dallas Cowboys may be America’s team, but America’s favorite pastime is making fun of their obnoxious fans. They’re considered the “best” fans in the NFL, but God are they annoying. David did an amazing job summing up how non-Cowboys fans see Cowboys fans a few weeks ago:
I wonder if any of the authors of this study have ever actually encountered a Dallas Cowboys fan. You know, like while travelling through an airport in middle America, a 240-pound dude trying to finish his 32 oz. Arby’s cup full of diet soda before reaching the TSA checkpoint, hooting “HOW BOUT DEM BOYS,” his Dez Bryant jersey tucked into his jean shorts, which are cinched tightly around his waist with a woven, black leather belt.
Anywhere, here’s a joke that getting some lolz on r/Eagles today. Sums up all three NFC fan bases rather nicely.