We all know that one guy at the local park who takes basketball way too seriously. This is the dude that dresses up in full NBA gear and plays defense way too hard. He calls every ticky-tack foul and is a overall pain in the ass.
The man in the video below balling out in full 90’s era Michael Jordan gear is the embodiment of the “way too serious” pickup basketball guy.
Wonder if this the same guy who walked into a bank in full Orlando Magic gear just a few weeks ago.