This High School Punt Return Features The Most Piss-Poor Display Of Tackling You Might Ever See

As I watch this, all I can see in my head is my old high school coach, who was a lot like Gregg Williams, sitting on the sidelines, watching this pitiful display of tackling, and screaming, “KILL THE HEAD AND THE BODY WILL DIE!!!” at the top of his goddamn lungs. Man, he would have been livid. And we would have been torched the next day at practice. Hell, just thinking about the sprints we’d have had to run for this makes me want to quit football for golf all over again.