Being a professional sportscaster has its drawbacks. The travel sucks and you’re required to always be “on.” But the job is not without its perks. For instance, simile use is limited only by imagination.
That’s right. If a hockey player weaving through a defense reminds you of a diarrhea-stricken goose, you have creative license to say so.
I’m not sure this turn of phrase is going to catch on, but hey, a guy can dream.