Remember how badly the internet went in on Steph Curry’s super boring signature “Chef” shoes? They got called everything from dad shoes to gym teacher shoes, and those were just the kind names.
Well, SneakerWatch unveiled what they believe to be James Harden’s new kicks and the internet reaction to them might be even funnier than it was for Curry’s sneakers.
Here they are presented without comment…
adidas JHarden 1 @BALTsneakerShow @US_11 @Nightwing2303 @NYJumpman23 @ianstonebrook @xBRICHx @sneakersfiles pic.twitter.com/y3P45OX5ME
— SneakersSpy (@SneakersSpy) August 22, 2016
And here they are presented with MANY, MANY very comical comments…
https://twitter.com/jtylerconway/status/768226473614385153
https://twitter.com/Rizzmigizz/status/768256117176664065
How can James Harden play basketball in Lugz?
— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) August 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/JeremyWoo/status/768258445564928001
"Children of men dystopian future where civilization done collapsed" 5's pic.twitter.com/EyshkdXkfE
— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
Harden IV "He Gout Game" pic.twitter.com/AUh9m9Oyfd
— Zoo With Roy (@zoowithroy) August 24, 2016
Did I miss something or are we really not going to flambé James Harden’s new shoe? https://t.co/gidEfLRHUe
— Dan Carson (Big Shogun Guy Now) (@thedoctorcarson) August 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/AnthonyIrwinLA/status/768251540582768640
https://twitter.com/iamjoonlee/status/768242317811736584
https://twitter.com/Four_Pins/status/768237955106402308
https://twitter.com/Nero_Klad/status/768250664627601408
https://twitter.com/fakemikemulloy/status/768226273994743808
https://twitter.com/JensenClan88/status/768240313609498624
James Harden new signature shoe looks like it was inspired by a Dickens novel. pic.twitter.com/8ONBkwAq4o
— Jason Jason (@JasonJason333) August 24, 2016
7 out of 8 geriatric orthopedists recommend the new James Harden shoe to their patients. pic.twitter.com/GqwXFyyfpS
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) August 23, 2016
Paint them junts green and that's the same boot Mario used to jump around in https://t.co/jHcI3jCcPA
— The First 48 Oysters (@EDIBLU) August 24, 2016
James harden really made sneakers for grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate factory pic.twitter.com/zo8M0vdOoG
— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
Refs gonna be looking at James Harden's feet all season like "Hey pal, sweet clodhoppers! Where'd ya get 'em?" pic.twitter.com/VimWixIyOZ
— pall mall fan account (@jncodonL) August 24, 2016
Is the new James Harden shoe exclusively for people with fallen arches?
"Nice shoes, uh…two-feet." pic.twitter.com/QBUquki7lW— Ryan (@Muntedone) August 24, 2016
Shawshank redemption 12s https://t.co/YJYhjMejws
— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
.@JHarden13's shoes being harvested from the earth pic.twitter.com/Bfh6KyJQsM
— Godzilla Shammgodzilla (@FanSince09) August 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/thrillis4/status/768249335872192512
Finally Harden makes a basketball shoe for me, a waiter at Chili's. pic.twitter.com/Etw6Ihl0bQ
— jordan (@jordodale) August 24, 2016
Damn. James harden new shoe looks like a wallet with no money in it pic.twitter.com/Ehs3wTRLgj
— k_taylor2 (@thereal_shampoo) August 24, 2016
Saddest scene was when Judge Doom put the new @JHarden13 shoes in the dip pic.twitter.com/TVUknsnpmO
— Godzilla Shammgodzilla (@FanSince09) August 24, 2016
Community Service 13s RT @BSO: These are James Harden’s Signature adidas Sneakers (Photos) https://t.co/Hpb6ISjuWu pic.twitter.com/rhr7O7HOpW
— Mr TallDark-Handsome (@ImStretchStacks) August 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/Brandon_Borders/status/768239237393100800