If you’re a football fan at all, you know that New York Giants defensive lineman Jason Pierre-Paul had one of the dumbest injuries of any player in recent memory, as he blew off his thumb during a freak fireworks accident during the 4th of July weekend.
While the dumbass move of playing with explosive devices may have, initially, cost Pierre-Paul a shitload of money—with the Giants pulling a gigantic contract off the table afterwards—the two-time Pro Bowler doesn’t seem to have let that get him down.
In fact, he’s even cracking jokes on himself for losing one of his appendages, as the defender did this weekend after a Twitter typo.
What happened to me was not a set back. God has greater plans for me. No man can judge me accepted God himself.
— iamjasonpierrepaul (@UDWJPP) August 23, 2015
“”Wait, did ol’ dude just fuck up a word? Yes, and JPP was quick to come up with the perfect reason.
My bad except lost a finger LOL. — iamjasonpierrepaul (@UDWJPP) August 23, 2015
Thank you, Jason Pierre-Paul, you may not have cashed-in this offseason, but your excuse for the Twitter error is greatly appreciated—and funny as all hell.