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The Dallas Cowboys succumbed to the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday Night Football, 28-24. But, the result of a sportsball game is secondary to the bigger story–the Dallas Cowboys organization is owned by a ruthless, sociopathic serial killer in Jerry Jones.
I don’t have any bodies to show. There is no smoking gun. Or severed limbs in Jerry’s gold-encrusted freezer.
The only evidence the prosecution is going on is the manner in which the 77-year-old claps, if that’s even what you want to call it.
After a seven play, 75-yard third quarter drive that resulted in a beautiful Amari Cooper touchdown pass that knotted the game at 20, Jerry Jones essentially pulled a Robert Durst when he admitted to his killings on a hot mic, by celebrating as only a psychopath would.
I don’t have the vocabulary to describe Jones’ clap, but I imagine this is how a normal person would clap if they sat on both of their hands until they fell asleep.
The most Amari Cooper TD celebration ever followed by Jerry Jones trying to invent a new way to clap after a score pic.twitter.com/tVx2ux2zRk
— Chris Trapasso 🏈 (@ChrisTrapasso) November 11, 2019
Jerry Jones with the serial killer clap pic.twitter.com/BAjN99er0F
— Going Deep (@goingdeep) November 11, 2019
my life sucks but at least i don’t clap like jerry jones
— daniel irish (@daniel_irish11) November 11, 2019
How can I have faith in Jerry Jones firing Jason Garrett when he can't even clap right.
— TJS (@tommy_schultz) November 11, 2019
Can’t screw up a High Five with yourself! pic.twitter.com/yt4Ew48mQt
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) November 11, 2019
I've never seen a human being clap his hands the way Jerry Jones just did.
— Brian Coulter (@PhilaBCoulter) November 11, 2019
Jerry Jones has been watching so much Arkansas football he has forgotten how to clap. https://t.co/adeCYYk0AP
— Made In Arkansas (@WildHogz_SZN) November 11, 2019
Bruh did y'all just see how Jerry Jones clap? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— JUDAH 🎚️🎛️🎹 (@JUDAHontheBEATS) November 11, 2019
The irony in Jerry Jones not knowing how to clap is that he hired a coach who is a clapping machine, through thick and thin.
Love the grit of this team. Strategic loss. Clap clap. I don’t know where I’m going with this. Clap. #cowboys #SundayNightFootball clap. pic.twitter.com/IBWI95FvaP
— Arrogant Mike McCarthy (@ArrogantMikeM) November 11, 2019