Internet Loses Its Mind As Soccer Player Jizz Hornkamp Pumps In Four Goals

Yup, Jizz Hornkamp! Don’t believe me? Here’s his official bio, per Wikipedia:

Jizz Hornkamp, 22-years-old, is a Dutch professional footballer who plays as a forward for Eerste Divisie club FC Den Bosch.

Born in De Rijp, North Holland, Hornkamp played in the youth sides of SV De Rijp, Ajax, AZ and SC Heerenveen. In the 2017–18 season, Hornkamp became part of the first-team squad of Heerenveen, making his debut for the club in the playoffs for the UEFA Europa League.

In July 2019, it was announced that Hornkamp had joined second-tier Eerste Divisie club FC Den Bosch on a three-year contract.

And as it turns out, our buddy Jizz is actually a decent footballer, as he netted four goals in just 34 minutes over the weekend, taking his season total to eight.

Naturally, the outburst of Jizz all over the field led to tons of Twitter jokes:

Hell, even Wikipedia itself is having fun with his name, as the section surrounding his recent scoring outburst reads:

“On January 30, 2021 Jizz exploded in the final 3rd of the game and busted in four goals in 34 minutes in a 4-4 draw against SBV Excelsior all of them were assisted by Norwegian schemer Jonny Hansen. The event caused Jizz to erupt all over Twitter.”

You go, Jizz Hornkamp, you go! Still just 22-years-old, Jizz is sure to have a long and hard career ahead of him, so we wish him the best of luck.