Last night, the K-State band had an interesting performance that involved a Jayhawk and something that looked like a huge penis going into it’s mouth.
Tell me this isn't a Jayhawk and "something" going into its mouth. You can't convince me otherwise. pic.twitter.com/xajPEJoK1V
— Scott Pufahl (@pufizzle) September 6, 2015
Today, the director of K-State’s marching band has apologized but remains adamant that the band formation was of the USS Enterprise battling a Jayhawk and not a Jayhawk eating a gigantic penis.
What’s hilarious is that the outline still looks like a Jayhawk eating a big dick. I’ve also watched a lot of Star Trek in my lifetime and I’ve never seen the Enterprise ram it’s head into an enemies mouth to destroy them. But hey, maybe I just have a dirty mind.
— George Walker (@pkmnct) September 6, 2015