K-State Apologizes. Says Band Formation Was The Enterprise Battling A Jayhawk, Not A Jayhawk Eating A Huge Penis



Last night, the K-State band had an interesting performance that involved a Jayhawk and something that looked like a huge penis going into it’s mouth.


Today, the director of K-State’s marching band has apologized but remains adamant that the band formation was of the USS Enterprise battling a Jayhawk and not a Jayhawk eating a gigantic penis.

What’s hilarious is that the outline still looks like a Jayhawk eating a big dick. I’ve also watched a lot of Star Trek in my lifetime and I’ve never seen the Enterprise ram it’s head into an enemies mouth to destroy them. But hey, maybe I just have a dirty mind.


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