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Welp. This is a first.
Spanish kickboxer José Maria Quevedo was hit so hard by opponent Hakim Ketaieb, he arose from the dead only to think he had won the fight. What the poor bastard didn’t know is that the only thing he won was a brain scan and a round trip ticket to Viralville.
Please note that I have scoured the web and have found no other information on this fight and the subsequent consequences of it. I never claimed to be a competent investigative journalist.
Thankfully, this video is so morbidly entertaining, I think in itself, it merits posting.
This reminds me of the ninth grade when certified popular girl Stephanie Franklin texted me to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance only for her to text me moments later and tell me her friend had stolen her phone and texted out of turn. We never spoke to each other after that.
Moral of the story, much like José Maria Quevedo, I have irreversible brain damage from a trauma I initially thought to be the biggest win of my young life.
It gets easier, José. Some days are easier than others and the pain never goes away, but you learn to live with it. Chin up, young fella.