Lance Armstrong might be a disgraced cyclist but he’s still a world champion asshole. It would be incredibly hard for anyone to strip him of that title.
Armstrong was the focus of a recent Golf Digest interview. Mr. Cheat Strong has strong feelings about smudging the good name of golf with unfair play.
Lance Armstrong, who was accused of being the ringleader of the most sophisticated doping programme cycling had ever seen, has revealed he would be left heartbroken if he ever cheated at golf.
A keen golfer with a handicap of 10, Armstrong admits to playing 250 rounds a year but whereas not playing by the rules in cycling led to him being stripped of his seven Tour de France titles, the thought of doing so on the golf course does not bear thinking about.
Got it, so, cheating in a sport where he was paid millions of dollars and lying about it for years is totally cool. Forgetting to count a stroke could fucking break him though.
Taking andro to add yards to your drive is still cheating, bro. Just saying.
[H/T: Golf Digest]