The LeBron James That Showed Up At The ESPYs After-Party Wanted Everyone To Either Dance Or GTFO

I never hated LeBron James. Well, that’s not true, I’ve hated different aspects of LeBron James. When he was younger, I loved him as a player but thought he was such a prick as a person. Then, I began to like him as person but think he was a prick on the court. Now, I actually like him as a whole. Mostly due to his performance in Trainwreck and subsequent performance in this year’s Finals. Which is why I’m a bit more inclined to appreciate LeBron telling everyone at the ESPYs after-party not dancing to head for the exits.

“Hi, I’m LeBron James, and this is Jackass.” In any other circumstances, this is ‘Social Suicide 101’. But it’s LeBron. The guy could steal candy from a baby on CNN and people still wouldn’t hate him. The guy just wants everyone to shut up and dance. I get that. It’s a party, not a funeral. Hell, I’ve seen people dance at funerals. You gotta loosen up at parties, show a little skin, maybe take your dick out. That’s all LeBron wanted. Pinwheeling dicks. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for.

[h/t The Big Lead]