LeBron James Emasculates Trash-Talking Bulls Fan Behind The Lakers Bench, Reminds Twitter He’s Still King After Comeback Win

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LeBron James, a soon-to-be 35-year-old man who passed Michael Jordan in minutes played years ago, has posted the following stats in the last three games:

39 pts, 16 ast, 12 reb
21 pts, 13 ast, 11 reb
30 pts, 11 ast, 10 reb
3-0, all road games

LeBron became the oldest player EVER to record three straight triple doubles and the first Laker to do so in 32 years.

After missing much of last season due to injury and haters digging him a shallow grave after the Lakers went 37-45 and missed the playoffs, LBJ has proven yet again what we thought we knew about him: he is an extraterrestrial. Simply not from this planet.

On Tuesday night against the Bulls at the United Center, LeBron led the Lakers to a victory despite being down 18 with 4:48 left in the third quarter. But maybe his most notable highlight was shutting down this Bulls fan who was talking shit behind the bench.


After the game, LeBron, likely fed up with NBA talking heads already anointing Kawhi the best in the league, reminded the world that even in his 17th season, he is an unstoppable force.

LeBron ain’t about to take the crown off until his hairline is no more.

I really hope this dude donates his body to science when he retires in 2083.


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