Innocent Bystander Mike Glennon Took An Almighty Ricochet Deathblow In The Colin Kaepernick Debate

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The Colin Kaepernick debate is well-worn at this point. The NFL screwed him out of a job because he protested police brutality against African Americans and now they’re reaping what they’ve sowed.

But we’re not here to talk about that — you can get that sort of content anywhere else. We’re here to talk — but mainly, laugh (I’ve literally been laughing out loud about this for about an hour now) — about Mike Glennon taking a truly almighty ricochet shot out of nowhere in the midst of the Kaepernick debate.

In a Wednesday interview with the Chicago Sun-Times, Bears defensive tackle Akiem Hicks — from the highest top of ropes — decided to drag Glennon into the conversation, using his signing as an example of how many inferior quarterbacks were getting jobs.

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THAT KILLED HIM! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

Look, man, I don’t care what corner of the political spectrum you fall on, that’s pure comedy. There’s poor ole Mike Glennon (not literally poor, though, as he remains employed by the Jacksonville Jaguars) just minding his own business on a casual Wednesday afternoon and a defensive teammate from three years ago Swanton Bombs on his face for the entire country to see. “Hey, yeah, y’all remember Mike Glennon’s trash ass, right? We signed HIM. Imagine being Glennon and opening up Twitter to find out that — in this middle of this historic moment in time — sports fans on the internet are still clowning on you. It’s worthy of narration from WWE legend Jim Ross himself. GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!

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Eric is a New York City-based writer who still isn’t quite sure how he’s allowed to have this much fun for a living and will tell anyone who listens that Gotham City is canonically in New Jersey. Follow him on Twitter @eric_ital for movie and soccer takes or contact him eric@brobible.com

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