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We knew this would happen.
Relying on the Detroit Lions to secure a victory is like trusting Dan Campbell not to blow up your bathroom after his ninth cup of bean juice.
A BetMGM bettor tossed down a $25 wager and successfully selected the outright winners of the first 15 games of Week 2, a monumental feat that ultimately meant absolutely nothing no thanks to the Lions blowing a halftime lead, the Packers scoring 21 unanswered points, and shattering this man’s soul in the process.
WAS -175
CHI -130
CLE -650
LAR -190
BUF -175
NE -250
SF -160
LVR +190
CAR +150
DEN -275
AZ -190
TB -650
DAL +135
TEN +190
BAL +180
Lions +400
There is chatter on the internet calling this anonymous man a fool for not cashing out at a reduced payout before the Lions inevitably blew it (Detroit was a double-digit underdog coming into this game and was +400 at BetMGM on the moneyline), but the $25 was reportedly a “free” BetMGM bet, therefore disallowing early withdrawals.
I guess it’s better to have bet and lost than to never have bet at all. Eh, just kidding.
Nobody:
The bettor that needed a Lions victory to win $700K parlay: pic.twitter.com/kH93okVqOG
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) September 21, 2021
https://twitter.com/SoFloJags/status/1440142373518860292?s=20
The man with that 700k parlay watching the lions lose right now pic.twitter.com/6B9XaNu6z8
— Chan™ (@Chanannagins) September 21, 2021
After hitting your first 15 teams of your 16-Team Parlay and all you needed was @JaredGoff16 and Lions to win for $732,000 and didn’t hedge
Current Moodpic.twitter.com/FRNwxl7EFp
— IB THE GAMBLER 🔌 (@incarceratedbob) September 21, 2021
That bettor who would make $700k if the Lions win, watching this third quarter:pic.twitter.com/jyHC03DBAH
— theScore (@theScore) September 21, 2021
Poor guy that needed the lions to win to make 700k on a $25 bet….🤦🏽♂️
— @mbrowne718 (@Marcus_Browne) September 21, 2021
I think we need to create a GoFundMe for this dude. Therapy is expensive nowadays.