Someone Made NFL QBs Bald And MY GOD LOOK AT JOHNNY MANZIEL

Via Mandatory

Thank god for money and athleticism, am I right, Johnny?

Yeah, I’m so right…because no matter what happens to Johnny Manziel’s hairline — it could burn off in a hellacious grease fire — he’ll still fuck hotter girls than most men could imagine.

More of this nonsense over at Mandatory…