Old Man’s Dance Moves At Wizards-Raptors Game 4 Were Absolutely En Fuego
Absolutely en fuego. There’s no amount of words I could try to add to this to make it any better, because the truth is, I think it’s already the best thing I’ve ever seen. Just burning down the Verizon Center, then putting out the fire himself.
The composure, the execution, the flaunt. This gentleman has obviously destroyed, like, a million and a half dance floors in his day, no question about it.
The way the Wizards trounced the Raptors tonight to complete the series sweep totally called for the A-game to be brought out, and this guy didn’t disappoint one bit.
Maybe, and that’s a big maybe, there’s only two other guys I’ve seen in my day with this kind of talent.
One is is named Napolean.
The other goes by “Stifler.”