People Are Posting The Funniest NBA Moments They’ve Ever Seen And I Am Prepared To Die In This Rabbit Hole

From a very young age, NBA basketball has been my favorite entertainment product. Aside from my view that NBA players are the best overall athletes on the planet, there’s a particular pettiness engrained in the league that lends itself to moments of absurdity that is distributed to the masses by the diligent and hilarious characters of NBA Twitter.

I spent the better half of the morning scrolling through the replies to the following question:

Join me on this journey.

Paul Pierce dies in Game 1 of the 2008 NBA Finals, comes back to life, and scored 22 points to help the Celtics beat the Lakers.

https://twitter.com/NewGodLo/status/1293710529278758914?s=20

Pierce would later admit that he just had to take a dump.

Kevin Garnett urges Craig Sager to incinerate his outfit. 

https://twitter.com/D_for_3/status/1293733384833896449?s=20

Kevin Garnett Part II. 

Kevin Garnett Part III (Note: He went straight to the NBA outta high school). 

Chuck Hayes’ seizure shot. 

https://twitter.com/YBNTonyy/status/1293687970617155584?s=20

Karen gets mouthy.

https://twitter.com/freemesutozil/status/1293667539990585344?s=20

Sam Dekker’s very first day with the new feet.

https://twitter.com/N1NOBROWN/status/1293675103537057798?s=20

Fergie’s National Anthem rendition at the 2018 All Star game divides America.

Washington Wizards inventing new ways to lose. 

Suns bench trying to avoid being the victims of a homicide.

https://twitter.com/nickcristianoo/status/1293670075120201728?s=20

Ladies and gentlemen, Carmelo Anthony.

https://twitter.com/MichaelKhords/status/1293700931855552520?s=20

Kawhi treated Canada like a girlfriend he couldn’t break up with because she just suffered a family tragedy.

Spike Lee gets excited about the Knicks. Or something.

 Jordan plays God.

https://twitter.com/WorthTheWade/status/1293685725020532739?s=20

Ernie smashes box.

Ok, I think I’ll end on the haunting visual of Ernie Johnsons smashing.