Pool Boy Tweets About Cleaning Kevin Sumlin’s Pool, Texas A&M Coach Is Not Pleased

Pool boys in adult movies always seem to have a cool job. They get to hang out in the sun and put in an honest day’s work before a neglected housewife comes out to offer them lemonade — and sometimes — more.

In reality, the world of pool-cleaning is fraught with all sorts of pitfalls — at least if you have a famous client and wandering fingers.

One such pool boy found out this out the hard way after a job at Texas A&M coach Kevin Sumlin’s house.

God that sucks.

Once again: never tweet. It only ends in heartache.