I don’t know one thing about the bride and the groom, but I do know that if your bride is willing to get her precious little bouquet spiked into the earth’s core, she’s worth spending a lifetime with. It’s almost as telling as a wife letting you hang out with your guy friends and watch TV shows that you actually enjoy. I’m not even convinced that Gronk was invited to this wedding, I wouldn’t be surprised if he caught wind of an open bar and threw on one of his two collared shirts before coordinating with the bride and groom. Gronk is quickly raising the spike stakes, it’s only a matter of time before soemone asks Gronk to spike something really dear to them–like their grandfather’s urn or a CD signed by none other than American Idol’s Clay Aiken.
P.S. How many bridesmaids do you think Gronk brought back to his hotel room. My guess is ALL of them plus the bride.
[h/t The Big Lead]