Rob Gronkowski’s Horse Is Scratched From The Kentucky Derby So He Should Get To Run It Instead

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As rumors swirl surrounding Rob Gronkowski’s future as a football player, the New England Patriots tight end seems to largely be ignoring the speculation and taking full advantage of the offseason. He’s spent much of his time focusing on things outside of football, including stopping by hospitals to visit fans and working on improving his sick dirt biking skills.

He’s also taken some steps to diversify his investment portfolio, which he did last week when he bought a stake in a Kentucky Derby dark horse named “Gronkowski” (because when you have millions of dollars in your bank account, you might as well occasionally have some fun with it).

Gronkowski (the horse, not the person), was an unofficial 30-1 underdog when the transaction was announced, and he suffered a major setback yesterday when his trainers announced they were withdrawing the thoroughbred from the race due to a minor infection (he is on antibiotics and apparently recovering well).

Gronkowski (the person, not the horse) reacted to the news and fully supported the decision.

While I assume there’s some rule preventing this, I’m of the firm belief that Gronk should be allowed to run the race in place of his horse on Derby Day for no reason other than the sheer spectacle alone. I’m assuming he can’t run a mile-and-a-quarter in two minutes, and while I’m not sure how much of a crossover there is between NFL enthusiasts and fair weather horse racing fans, you can’t tell me NBC would be hurting their ratings.

Here’s to hoping the equine Gronkowski doesn’t end up getting injured as often has his namesake.

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Connor Toole is the Deputy Editor at BroBible. He is a New England native who went to Boston College and currently resides in Brooklyn, NY. Frequently described as "freakishly tall," he once used his 6'10" frame to sneak in the NBA Draft and convince people he was a member of the Utah Jazz.