Most people had two immediate reactions to the news Rob Gronkowski and his brothers have a mobile party bus:
1. Of course they do
2. How do I get on it?
Well, here’s your chance to make that dream come true. And to do something good for once in your damn life.
The New England Patriots tight end tweeted out a link to a contest auctioning off an anything-goes ride on the Gronkmobile–you know, for the kids.
— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) February 20, 2015
Here’s what Gronk enthusiasts will be bidding on.
You’re invited to come hang with me on my personal party bus to celebrate the Patriots’ Super Bowl Victory! While the Gronk Party Bus had its humble beginnings as a church bus, it’s now outfitted with pretty much everything you could want: the best snacks, the best music, and, of course, Patriots throw pillows. Goon, our driver, is the best in the business, and who knows? I might even invite a few members of my family to come party too. I’m telling you, this is going to be the most memorable drive of your life. Can’t wait to bring you on board.
With a driver named Goon, you know you’re in good hands. That name just screams responsibility.
But, hey, it’s the thought that counts. And the reason behind this hang is noble. Proceeds will go toward the Gronkowski brothers’ foundation.
The Gronkowski family loves to get hyped, lift weights, and play football on Sundays, but they also love to give back to the community. The Gronkowski brothers came together and decided to create their own foundation, Gronk Nation Youth Foundation, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization. The Gronk Nation Youth Foundation exists to host events and creative concepts that generate funds for the benefit of youth charities.
Alright. Enough reading. Go enter, like, a million times.
A once-in-a-lifetime chance like this comes around, uh, every once in a lifetime.