Rutgers Fan Welcomed Himself To The Big Ten With An Impossibly Stupid Suntan

Rutgers’ first game as a member of the Big Ten turned into a heartbreaking affair. But before the Scarlet Knights secured defeat from the jaws of victory, optimism and excitement was at a fever pitch.

One need not look any further than this guy right here, who planned his 15 seconds of fame far in advance.

Dude looks like an ’80s wrestler. It’s a shame we couldn’t get his thoughts on the Ray Rice situation. Bet he has some hot takes on this issue — and every issue.