Living in Seattle, I can tell you that things are a little bit tense here in the city after the Seahawks dropped to 0-2 following their Sunday night loss to the Packers on the road, leaving the 12’s freaked the fuck out for what the two-time defending NFC Champs have shown so far this season.
Naturally, the fans aren’t blaming the absence of Pro Bowl safety Kam Chancellor, the play of the offensive line or the slow start for the man they call Beast Mode at running back, but, instead, are pointing the finger at a certain, sexy ass musician who’s dating quarterback Russell Wilson.
That’s right, Ciara is the one the 12th Man is hating on, and shit just got REAL this morning when a Hawks fan started a GoFundMe page to try and raise $50,000 to help jumpstart Ciara’s career and ensure “she has no time to be in a relationship.”
This comes on the heels of Ciara’s ex, rapper Future, who’s career as suddenly blossomed since he and the singer broke things off.
Hawks fans have taken notice, with the description of the GoFundMe page being:
“After seeing how great Future Hendrix career has been since Ciara broke up with him. We think the same thing can happen to Russell Wilson again!!”
Of course, once word of the campaign leaked out, a few people were a bit too sensitive and the thing got cancelled, but that doesn’t mean fans here in the Northwest aren’t trying their damnedest to urge DangeRuss to call things off with his famous lady and get back to being dangerous on the gridiron.