Tiger Woods Allegedly Got Drunk and Played Grab Ass with Lindsey Vonn

“Tiger looked uncomfortable,” an onlooker at the Boom Boom Room says. The twosome checked out the Manhattan skyline (with a tux-clad Woods embracing Vonn from behind) and then took their seats, where they chatted, drank, held hands and kissed for much the night. At one point in the evening, the once-divorced golfer got up to dance awkwardly, bopping from side to side and grabbing Vonn's butt affectionately as she giggled.

When it was time to go, around 2 a.m., a seemingly tipsy Woods fell while walking up a small flight of stairs—and didn't move from the spot until Vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed, helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.


I wish there was a video of Tiger Woods awkwardly dancing that we could make a GIF out of. It would probably crush the Internet.

Pics of a seemingly sloshed Tiger Woods over at The Superficial.

Meanwhile… go get 'em, Tiger. Never change.