You Can Bet On Tiger Woods’ Next Girlfriend And The Favorite May Surprise You

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If you want to feel like a real slimeball, Paddy Power is offering a novelty bet on the next woman Tiger Woods publicly states to be his girlfriend.

That’s pretty cold. Especially considering the fact he hasn’t even slept since splitting with Lindsey Vonn.

It’s also ridiculous.

The favorite, at 7-1, is ex-wife Elin Nordegren. That’s the favorite — something that’s not going to happen.

Among the other outlandish names Woods will not date in any way, shape or form:

  • Jenna Jameson 20/1
  • Lindsay Lohan 25/1
  • Serena Williams 40/1
  • Pippa Middleton 100/1

Yeah, none of those seem like smart money.

The name on the board we’d most want to see is Caroline Wozniacki at 40/1. We’d need Woods and Rory McIlroy paired together every damn round if that happened.

The good news is that you can go off-board by request, so take the time to learn your local Perkins hostess’ name.

[Via Paddy Power]