So… apparently Tom Brady is in Italy this week with his supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen doing a little nude sunbathing because what the hell else would be doing? Preparing for his return to the Patriots in a week or so? Pffft… They’re 3-0 already after using up every single quarterback on their roster.
A vacation in coastal Positano is literally something only a quarterback like Brady could get away with while being suspended and not get destroyed by the media.
WARNING: BRADY BUTT BELOW.
Then again, if Tom Brady can recover from this…
…there really isn’t anything he can’t overcome.
And here I thought that freaky Tom Brady mask would be the scariest Tom Brady-related thing I would see this NFL season.