The United States-Germany Match Should Probably Just Be Played on Noah’s Ark

by 5 years ago


Recife, the host city for the highly anticipated United States-Germany match, has been bombarded by heavy rains for the past 36 hours. This unfortunate weather has resulted in widespread flooding. Twitter has been, ahem, flooded with images on the ground.




The Great Flood-like conditions have made getting to the stadium a giant headache for both teams and fans. Some Americans decided to swim through the chaos — a decision that may not have been very intelligent.


This fancy gentleman is out there testing the pitch and it appears the match will begin on time. The rat piss situation is less certain.


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