Week 4 of the NFL season gifted us with the first of many BYE weeks and holy hell one of those of teams happened to be to the New York Jets. What a gift. If the Jets had every Sunday off until the end of time, it still wouldn’t be enough. The Niners were off too, but that was hardly as painful. Especially since Jimmy GQ’s mere existence warrants top-shelf news.

Speaking of, gotta love this totally candid photo that definitely wasn’t staged.

Men’s Wearhouse? Jeeeeesus, Jimmy.

But of that, let’s get to the point of why we’re here. So in my weekly tribute to enthusiastic CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, who simply refuses to stop saying this and neither will I — whaddya say, let’s get after it!

Tom Brady

The fact that Tom Brady, the apparent GOAT, has chosen a tissue — yes, a tissue — as his pocket square is an embarrassment for the ages.

Aaron Rodgers

I dare you to click this video. Aaron Rodgers looks like he’s been on a bender for six years and has a secret rival with Dexter Morgan. I honestly respect it.

Bradley Chubb

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3AP8e5nZF7/

The Broncos pathetically lost to the Jaguars but at least there’s this? Yeah, there’s this. Cool romper, bro.

The Seahawks

This is an absolute disaster but it’s hard not to love the happiness.

Kirk Cousins

If your name is “Kirk” you’ve already lost. By a lot.

Marcus Maye

Much love to the Jordans, less love to everything else.

Cameron Wake

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2__e2ip4P0/

Cameron Wake walks the truth and I’m not about to talk shit.

Let’s just move on.

Quickly.

Matt LaFleur

Yeah, uh, maybe switch to… something. Ya’ look great, Matty!

Jacob Martin

Well, there’s a new hero in town and his name is Jacob Martin. Who the hell is Jacob Martin? Ya’ got me. But he just busted up this game and here’s to stay.

The Texans

Sure, the Texans laughably lost to — checks notes — the Cam-less Carolina Panthers but this photo actually happened.

Bill Belichick

For someone who’s seen obscene success, it’s insane how miserable The Bill looks. Great suit, though.