USA Was Down 12-2 To Canada At The World Cup Of Dodgeball And Stormed All The Way Back To Win

Team USA (ranked 2nd in the world in dodgeball according to the World Dodgeball Federation) was down big time to Canada (ranked 3rd in the world in dodgeball) at the World Cup of Dodgeball and stormed all the way back to win. There are many revelations to be had from this statement — A.) The United States has a national dodgeball team, B.) There is a World Cup of Dodgeball and C.) How did I not know that there was a USA dodgeball team and World Cup of Dodgeball?

The United States actually has a national dodgeball team, how do I tryout for the team? Team USA was playing in the World Cup of Dodgeball against Canada and it was of course aired on ESPN 8 — The Ocho. Even in dodgeball, the U.S. showed they are superior to Canada.

On Wednesday, the U.S. toyed with Canada at first and allowed Canada to grab a 12-2 lead, which was very generous of us.

Then Team USA pulled up their big boy pants and stormed all the way back from the seemingly insurmountable deficit. Team USA, who is definitely not made up of average Joes, was able to tie up the game to force overtime and then claimed an incredible comeback victory.

Looks like Canada needs to get back to training and learn the 5 D’s of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.”

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Canada blew a 12-2 lead against the United States.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!