Here’s Our Chance, Bros, Jennifer Lawrence Reportedly ‘Very Lonely Every Saturday Night’


Speaking of women who’ve played Mystique in the X-Men movies, it seems that, if reports are true, our girl Jennifer Lawrence is really struggling to find the right guy. Or any guy, for that matter.

This is it. This is our chance, guys. Because according to a new report there’s never been a better opportunity for some man, AKA one of us, to make a move and sweep Lawrence off of her feet.

According to Star (via Celebitchy)…

Jennifer Lawrence is one of the most sought-after women in Hollywood – but she’s feeling like persona non grata when it comes to love. The blonde beauty, 25, was overheard dishing all the gritty details to a friend over cappuccino at Alfred Coffee + Kitchen in Hollywood on March 7.

“Jen was talking to her friend about how Chris [Martin] was the last guy she hooked up with – and that was seven months ago!” reports the witness. “She said that she knows she could find random hookups, but she wants someone she cares about.”

Jennifer has opened up about her lack of luck in finding love. “No one ever asks me out,” she admitted. “I am very lonely every Saturday night.”

But part of the problem is her own bad attitude, says a friend: “She’s not exactly a social butterfly. She’s in a slump and feels hopeless, and that puts out a bad vibe. It’s just a vicious cycle of being single.”

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But don’t just take their word for it. Lawrence herself pretty much says the same thing to Harper’s Bazaar (via E! News)…

“Sex? Someone explain to me what it is,” she jokes.

Even though everyone wants to be the Joy star’s best friend, she’s the first to admit that she’s probably a “social disappointment.”

“I don’t really stay out late. I’m kind of a bummer. I’m a nana,” she explains. “It’s hard to get me out, and when I do go out I don’t really stay out late. If I do stay out late and I’m partying hard, I will throw up. I don’t have the tolerance to black out; I just start puking.”

Swoon.

This isn’t the first time we’ve heard Lawrence talk about her lack of sex either so we know there are some kernels of truth to these stories.

What is she now, 25? A girl as good-looking, talented, rich and funny as her can’t score a good date on a Saturday night? I think I’m going to make one of those promposal-type videos only instead of for prom just make it for a simple night out on the town. I’m sure she would totally go for it, right?

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