People Are Whining About Sore Legs From Playing ‘Pokemon GO’ Because That’s What Happens When You Don’t Move, Ever

My favorite thing about Pokemon GO is either the part where the servers are perpetually down or my game doesn’t load properly, leaving me with zero Pokemon and a completely blank map. I can’t even begin to describe the rewarding feeling I get from opening up the app, seeing that it’s not working and then trying again 10 minutes later like an idiot.

But as for the walking? Sarcasm aside, I dig that shit.

My one issue with jogging is that I’m not going anywhere, and Pokemon GO solves that problem wonderfully…when it works. And while I’m nowhere near as in shape as I’d like to be, it seems that some people are even worse off than I am, complaining that their legs are sore from playing the game too much:

I think my legs are really sore because I've been walking more than usual. #PokemonGO

— J🦁 (@jayxlioness) July 11, 2016

It's 3 am and I can't sleep because my legs are so sore from walking so much playing Pokemon Go.

— Active Player Network (@ActivePlayerNet) July 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/nxlana/status/751886010900893697

I ran for a good minute or two yesterday for Pokemon Go and my lower legs are sore. I could blame my shoes or accept how unfit I am.

— beebe🏳️‍🌈✨ (@pandabeebe) July 9, 2016

my legs are actually pretty sore thanks pokemon go

— Mama Dio 🌈 🐌 (@LadyBloof) July 9, 2016

I really wanna get up and go play Pokémon go but my legs are sore af, I wish I had a car 🙃

— .Deicide. (@HermosaDiablaa) July 9, 2016

My legs are sore from too much pokemon go

— Beefy Doom (@WinnerOfLife7) July 9, 2016

My legs are sore from all the Pokemon go I played yesterday😂😂😂😂😂

— Daniel🇺🇦 (@danielgl_2) July 9, 2016

My legs are actually sore from all the walking I did yesterday playing pokemon go…who needs a gym membership

— Erik Vincent (@DaBestErok) July 9, 2016

My legs are so sore and I think it's legit from playing Pokemon Go

— 🤠KEI 🌟 (@keikkuns) July 9, 2016

https://twitter.com/TheFast_Layne/status/751661603590778881

https://twitter.com/MissyYuri/status/751564185394372608

https://twitter.com/Dianaaa__23/status/751400370644013057

#PokemonGO pic.twitter.com/WG2VLE4j94

— Highly Clutch (@HighlyClutch) July 11, 2016

This is what happens when you let yourself become a flabby piece of shit whose only exercise is walking from your bed to your fridge every day, and the fact that people are only getting up to go chase Pokemon around…goddamn you, humanity. Goddamn you all.

[H/T Gizmodo]