Butt glue sounds nasty. It sounds like a weird torture technique used to keep people from going to the bathroom. But as it turns out, butt glue is kinda hot, especially when described by Miss USA Nia Sanchez. According to the 2014 champ, butt glue is used by pageant contestants to prevent wedgies. Because you can’t win Miss USA if your bikini rides up your ass. Weird, because Miss Hooters International encourages that…but I digress.
So, there’s a guy out there and his job is to rub butt glue on women. Meanwhile, I’m sitting at home writing about the guy applying butt glue to women.
Where did I go wrong in life?
Unrelated: This GIF of Anderson Cooper boxing Nia Sanchez. It’s damn mesmerizing.