Sir Patrick Stewart eats pizza for the first time
We’re not sure how it’s possible, but Sir Patrick Stewart claims to have just eaten his first “slice” of pizza. He looks as satisfied as I was when I tried it for the first time 28 years ago. We’re reading this as it being the first time Sir Patrick Stewart grabbed a slice in NYC, because there is no way he could been alive for 72 years and not eaten pizza. The body would just shut down. More entertaining than he’s child-like glee is his child-size cup. Today, pizza. Tomorrow, literacola.