Wall Street’s fluctuations now tracked by floppy robot wieners
Each year for thesis presentation NYU’s Tisch School of Arts holds a ‘thesis show’ in which the floppiest and most magnificent penises, or ‘art installations,’ are showcased.
Why stop so short though? I mean, think about if those moving floppy phalluses were to incorporate technology analogous to a mood ring. So not only could it represent data, we could all be pleasantly treated to a dazzling light show of angry red penises when the market plummets!