Here’s The Single Best Craigslist Ad For A Dirt Bike You’ll Ever Read

Ummm does anyone have an extra $2,800? Because we need to buy this motorcycle ASAP. No questions asked. Look, not only is it “bad ass,” but it’s “fast as fuck” too. What more could you want in a dirt bike than this!?

Nothing. Exactly.

Single best Craigslist ad for a motorcycle ever. I challenge you to show me a better one.

[H/T Mandatory]