Never in my wildest dreams did I expect to willfully watch a nine-minute video on how to make pie crust. Not even a full pie, just the fucking crust. But leave it to one of the funniest comedians on the planet to hilariously teach me a skill I will surely never using utensils I will never buy for a party I am probably not invited to.
“You know what’s funny, somewhere, I don’t know why and I don’t know who, but someone is probably jerking off to this. Because it is the internet.”
*Puts dick away*