Bill Burr Teaching Us How To Make Homemade Pie Crust Should Not Be As Hilarious As It Is

Never in my wildest dreams did I expect to willfully watch a nine-minute video on how to make pie crust. Not even a full pie, just the fucking crust. But leave it to one of the funniest comedians on the planet to hilariously teach me a skill I will surely never using utensils I will never buy for a party I am probably not invited to.

“You know what’s funny, somewhere, I don’t know why and I don’t know who, but someone is probably jerking off to this. Because it is the internet.”

*Puts dick away*

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.