Bro Steals Every Bag Of Chicken Nuggets From Burger King On His Last Day Of Working There Because Why TF Not

There’s not much story to tell here. Kid works at Burger King, kid decides to quit and then steals all the chicken nuggets they’ve got in stock as one last “fuck you” to The King.

That’s it.

That’s the whole story! Nothing else to say other than that all the chicken nuggets you see here…

https://twitter.com/johnalexcorrea/status/690973108543553536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

…amount to a $5 loss for Burger King (supposedly). I can’t decide if I’m terrified at what sort of fillers they stuff these bitches with to get the price so low or if I’m impressed. What I’m impressed at I can’t tell you because I don’t know, but if we’re being straight with each other I’m probably just biased because chicken nuggets are one of the only foods I eat with gusto.

Now this kid’s Twitter is popping off, as it should:

https://twitter.com/JustthetipInmar/status/691026256326967296

https://twitter.com/johnalexcorrea/status/691031292406792194

https://twitter.com/JustthetipInmar/status/691036924706983936

But with fame comes thirsty little butt nuggets graspin’ for your shit…

https://twitter.com/johnalexcorrea/status/691829074352828416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

And this has nothing to do with anything, other than chicken nuggets:

https://twitter.com/johnalexcorrea/status/690957177268387840

[H/T Metro]