Dad Sends Entire Company Insane Email Before Retiring And Double Bonus For Using ‘Foreskin’

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We’ve all got those dreams of retiring (quitting) our jobs but not before doing something to tell the entire company exactly how we feel about life inside the cubicle walls.

This Redditor’s dad retired from a job at 3M and shot off an an email to the entire staff that will live on long after his TPS reports.

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Dad dropped a foreskin joke but can’t say “assholes”? What, was he afraid that would get him fired? I do love how half the company is thinking “did he call me an ahole?” right at this moment.

[via Reddit]


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