Disappointingly, This Whale Did Not Eat This Kid (Video)
Oh, how he tried. He tried so hard. But unfortunately, this whale was in a glass tank and not out in the wild.
One day, though, this kid will let his guard down. And that whale will be right there, ready to snatch the life out of him. The kid will fall into the tank, or the whale will be released and track him down.
Don’t taunt the whales. Don’t taunt the whales.
[Via Drunken Stepfather]