Chernow flew to Chicago to get crazy with fellow bros, but when the group was not there he decided to make the most of bad situation. He stuck to the game plan and went to the Chicago Bears preseason game at Soldier Field.
All by himself.
He was on this boat all by himself.
He went to the Navy Pier carousel all by himself.
He became so desperate for any companionship that he started up a Tinder account to hopefully find that special someone who would turn his signature hashtag #ChicagoForOne into #ChicagoForTwo.
THANKFULLY Robbie made some confidants along the way to cure his seemingly forever alone jaunt. Not only did he make friends with Michelle and her family, but she gave him a mini bottle of wine. Which is so great because alcohol totally doesn’t exacerbate painful and depressing loneliness.
Robbie made friends with Ray, the captain of his water taxi, who inspired him by saying, “You must live in order to keep the bachelor party dream alive.”
At the John Hancock Tower, Robbie befriend Chad, who totally seemed sympathetic towards Robert’s struggle.
After seeing his excruciating torment, his friends, who actually care about him and don’t ditch him at a bachelor party, set up a #ChicagoForOne GoFundMe campaign. It has raised a robust $45.
We haven’t heard of any incidents of jumpers at the Hancock Tower so I’d imagine that he survived his friendless bachelor party extravaganza.