You don’t fuck with a girl’s food. Ever. I don’t care if it’s poisoned or if the expiration date came and passed six months ago or if you smeared dog shit all over it and she inexplicably hasn’t noticed – you let her eat it. Because if you try to take it away there is a good chance she will fly into an unbridled rage, culminating in a video not very unlike the one Dee Breezy took of his girlfriend, De’ja Davis:
I ate ONE piece of @SuperiorAsian's pizza and she had a heart attack… 😑😂 pic.twitter.com/0Dbwo9HOe6
— dee breezy✨ (@xxdbreezyxx) July 5, 2016
Not gonna lie, Pizza Bolis is pretty “eh” in comparison to other national pizza chains, but that doesn’t mean my fat ass is willing to share a slice with anyone. And while De’ja’s reaction might’ve been a little over the top, this apparently wasn’t the first time that Dee had been a mooch:
Can somebody get her pic.twitter.com/6zku47WVmp
— dee breezy✨ (@xxdbreezyxx) July 6, 2016
#TeamDe’ja4Lyfe, because nothing says “justifiable homicide” like stealing my goddamn food:
I always offer people food and sometimes I offer to pay so if you say no, no means no idc🙄 #IStandWithDeja
— BRI✨ (@gxnsalves) July 7, 2016
#IStandWithDeja that bf snapchatting the whole thing was rude and just shows he doesnt respect her. Just get ya own damn slice next time bf
— hayley (@HayleyHightower) July 7, 2016
https://twitter.com/aliencatmatilda/status/750890622572040193
pizza is sacred and this women is preaching straight gospel. #IStandWithDeja pic.twitter.com/0udQQRuijA
— Asal Helmsly (@AKHelmsly) July 7, 2016
https://twitter.com/DavonGraham/status/750842138565472256
#IStandWithDeja never touch your girls food ESPECIALLY when she just offered you some🍕
— Alyssa Jenyelle 💋 (@alyssajhughes) July 6, 2016
[H/T Metro]