Girl Has Explicit Meltdown When Guy Matches Her On Tinder Without Reading Her Batshit Insane Dating Criteria

By 09.16.16
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Dating in 2016 is hard. People either wanna settle down or run around and fuck everything, and for the life of me it seems like I never wind up matching with someone who has the same end-goals as me. When I wanna run around and stick my dick into everything the only girls I can find want long term relationships, and when I’m in my blue period lookin’ for permanent love I can only find chicks who list me at fourth in their little black book of hookups.

And that’s me playing on “easy” mode – swiping right on anything that’s a six or above. Reading Spencer’s Tinder profile, it appears that she’s playing on “death” mode, as her profile…

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…is fucking nuts.

You know what’s also fucking nuts? The conversation that Spencer had after some poor guy swiped right without reading her essay on dating criteria:

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[Via Imgur]

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