Pray For This Poor Dude Whose Penis Snapped In Half During ‘Vigorous Sexual Intercourse’

By 05.16.16
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Speaking of penis transplants, this poor guy in New Delhi might be in the market for one after he showed up to the hospital with his dick broken in half.

As if that wasn’t a bad enough mental image for you, when he arrived his penis had reportedly turned completely black from the injury. (Important note: it wasn’t black to begin with.)

Want an even WORSE mental image? Yes, it is possible. The man reported hearing “a snapping sound” when it happened.

Yeah… this dude won’t be lifting any beer crates with his dong any time soon, or doing anything else with it, for that matter.

According to BMJ Case Reports (trust me, you do NOT want to click that link), the man suffered what is known as an “eggplant deformity.”

Yes, that is a real thing. It involves the tearing of two tubes in the penis that cause blood to flow into the penis, turning it black and yeah, I don’t really want to talk about this anymore.

The good news is that doctors were able to fix the tears and drain the blood so dude should be all good physically at some point. Mentally? Well, that could be a whole other story.

So… after all of that do you still want to see what his dick looked like after it snapped in half? (I know I don’t.) Then head on over to Metro where they have an actual photo, you sick bastard.

H/T Metro; Eggplant image by Shutterstock


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