This Guy Lifts Three Beer Crates With His Penis And Let’s Not Stick Around To See How He Pours Them

Here’s a guy who must be the life of the party — or at least the beer mule. He’s a Chinese strongman with the ability to lift crates of beer using just his penis.

I can only lift two at a time by being a dick and making my wife pick them up.

Apparently, some people think the guy is cheating, since he’s using a harness. I say that anything a penis can do besides get hard and leak inside my pants is worthy of admiration.

[via Daily Star]