Richard Branson Is the World’s Ugliest Woman
It turns out he makes for the world's most horrifying woman.
Branson shaved his legs, wore makeup, and did his flight attendant shit for an entire flight from Perth to Malaysia. He got his revenge when he spilled a bottle of orange juice on Fernandes' lap. From the AP:
Asked how Branson rated as an attendant, Fernandes quipped, “Out of 10, maybe one, for a bit of humor.”
“I wanted to kill him actually” for spilling the juice, the Malaysian told reporters.
“He looked at me, I said, 'don't you dare,' and the next thing I know, he tipped the whole tray on me,” Fernandes added. “He and the girls mopped it up, but I was walking around the flight in my underwear for a while because I didn't bring another pair of trousers.”