Here Are The Best 'Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue' Memes Mocking All Those Lovey Dovey Valentine's Day Facebook Posts

As a male species, we can all breathe a sigh of relief–Valentine’s Day is over and now we can all consider those $60 roses a sunk cost. If your girl is still bitter you didn’t buy her a Tiffany’s bracelet and a mini pony, it’s important to reassure her that each successive Valentine’s Day from here on out is only going to get more disappointing.

In between all the nauseating lovey dovey Facebook posts and competitions to see who’s most in love, some hopeless romantics took to social media to make a mockery of the manufactured holiday. Please check out the most entertaining posts below.

roses are red, violets are blue, i'm experiencing a loss of interest in activities i once enjoyed

— so sad today (@sosadtoday) February 15, 2017

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Nobody gives
A shit about you
Come down to arbys
Shoot some black tar
Cry for yr dead dreams
die in your car

— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) February 14, 2017

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
the first two months of 2017 have been the longest twelve years of my life.

— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) February 13, 2017

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If he's busy on Valentine's Day
The side chick is youuu

— Patrick (@Patriccck109) February 13, 2017

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God is dead.
Democracy, too. #nihilistvalentines

— Nein. (@NeinQuarterly) February 13, 2017

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cops are bad at poems blah blah blah
Don't commit felonies.

Happy Valentine's Day! 😍😍

— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) February 14, 2017

Roses are red,
Oranges, too
Many colors are a relatively recent linguistic construct.
That's why violets are blue.

— Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) February 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/ItsBabyDash/status/831738152377253889
https://twitter.com/sosadtoday/status/831671632296939520